Guy who has been waiting for this guy.

Guy who has had the most intense freakout of his life guy

Guy who owns the fastest bird in the world guy

Guy who screams lightning guy

Guy who thought the top of a mountain was the best place to be during a thunderstorm guy

Guy who is attached to a really shitty copper wire guy

Guy who did not expect this to happen at all guy

Guy who hates the message, but loves the style guy

Guy who has thoroughly planned out the way Amadinajad should appear on headwear guy

Guy who doesn't like where this administration is going guy

Guy who doesn't quite know what to make of this despot guy

Guy who thinks this new patriotic hat rule is kinda suspect guy

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Guy who watches Yaz commercials to ensure clarity guy

Guy who got a band together to cover Free Credit Report.com jingles guy

Guy who curses the Rosetta Stone in some undiscernible language guy

guy who head-fakes on the whole self-amputation thing guy.

guy who will honor his end of the self amputation pact if you will guy.

guy who desires a life less supreme guy.

guy who places a value on your friendship depending on where your name falls in the alphabet guy.

guy who has just one big dreadlock guy.

guy who takes the wind out of your sails guy.

guy who is pretty sure you will become a stalker guy.

guy who prefers standing room only guy.

guy who luckily gets watched with the TV on mute guy.

guy who will release a career ending fart guy.

guy who still expects this to turn out to be an elaborate surprise party guy.